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16th September 2014

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postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

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16th September 2014

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16th September 2014

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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

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16th September 2014

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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

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16th September 2014

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omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself

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16th September 2014

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guns-in-the-panty-drawer:

nova-dick-rider:

larvalhex:

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uncleclustersthirdbrain

That’s actually a very good idea. Especially for PC gamers who spend endless hours playing. Lower chances of back pain/issues (hunchback, scoliosis).

guns-in-the-panty-drawer:

nova-dick-rider:

larvalhex:

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uncleclustersthirdbrain

That’s actually a very good idea. Especially for PC gamers who spend endless hours playing. Lower chances of back pain/issues (hunchback, scoliosis).

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16th September 2014

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vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

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16th September 2014

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frothyfrothy-loins:

zakdamien:

dragulationcomplete:

yourytsejam:

I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

He did?!

No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?

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16th September 2014

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

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Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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16th September 2014

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jedavu:

PROVOCATIVE STREET MESSAGES BY MOBSTER

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